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    February 03

    Confession

    There are only susceptible men.
    He's so susceptible that she easily gained his affection.
    Human happiness is so fragile.
    I used to become comfortably numb.
     
    February 02

    压压压

    回来呆坐半晌。
    撑住,撑住,撑住,撑住……
    变强吧,变强吧,变强吧,变强吧,变强吧……
    不要坐着不动啊,做啊,做啊。
    @!#$!@#%!@#%@!#%
    为什么所有事情都堆在一起来呢,为什么?
    February 01

    YOU , COMPLETE , ME

    Secret Garden , soundtrack of "Jerry Maguire"
    by Bruce Springsteen
     
    Just about to tell you
    That I love him, I do
    I love him, I love him
    And I don't care what you think
    I love him for the man he wants to be
    And I love him for the man that he almost is
    I love him, I love him, I love him!
    She'll let you in her house
    If you come knockin' late at night
    She'll let you in her mouth
    If the words you say are right
    If you pay the price
    She'll let you deep inside
    But there's a secret garden she hides
    You've got to be fair to her
    She loves you
    If you don't love her,
    You've got to tell her
    She'll let you in her car
    To go drivin' 'round
    She'll let you into the parts of herself
    That'll bring you down
    She'll let you in her heart
    If you got a hammer and a vise
    But into her secret garden, don't think twice
    What if we got married?
    If I said that, would you stay?
    Oh, no, don't do that
    don't say that, unless
    You've gone a million miles
    Well, say it if you want to.
    How far'd you get
    Will you marry me?
    To that place where you can't remember
    What are you thinkin'?
    And you can't forget
    Laurel, we're getting married!
    She'll lead you down a path
    There'll be tenderness in the air
    She'll let you come just far enough
    So you know she's really there
    She'll look at you and smile
    And her eyes will say
    She's got a secret garden
    Where everything you want
    Where everything you need
    Will always stay
    A million miles away
    Do you, Jerry Maguire, take this woman
    to be your lawfully wedded wife?
    And do you, Dorothy Boyd, take this man
    to be your lawfully wedded husband?
    I now pronounce you husband and wife.
    I pretended that proposal by the car was real
    And it might've just been a hypothetical.
    I did this.
    And at least I can do something about it now
    So this break is a break-up.
    C'mon, Jerry, you know this isn't easy for me.
    Okay, if this is where it has to happen,
    This is where it has to happen.
    I'm not letting you get rid of me.
    How about that?
    I miss my wife.
    I love you.
    You...
    ...complete me.
    And I just
    Shut up, just shut up.
    You had me at hello.
    You had me at hello!
    January 31

    就是苍蝇

    近日对QQ大清洗。
    晚上与绍航聊天,绍航突发奇谈:
    “汝为何说自己是苍蝇?”
    某一头雾水,不知其所云。
    绍航说,“你在签名档写着,就是苍蝇。”
    某恍然大悟。
    签名档赫然英文:Just fly.

    巨蟹学英语

    某巨蟹座正在苦读英语。下一词典,例句极多,无意搜到巨蟹座劝世良言一pia lia,权录之。
     
    Cancer: Their executive ability is considerable. (ENQUN.COM)
    Cancer: Thoughts must be followed by actions. (ICIBA.COM)
    Mou:Opposition?!#$!#@%@!#%!@#%
     
    Cancer: The sign love cookies, candy and ice cream.(YULOO.COM)
    Mou:emmmmmmm .... give me Oreo, Ferrero and Hagen Daz ~~~
     
    Cancer  knits sweaters and make fudge for the neighborhood.(S99M.COM)
    Cancer enjoys antiques, sweaters, food and kitchen stuff.(ENT21.COM)
    Mou:......That's a female cancer.
     
    Cancer: You can do no wrong in the romance department.(EXNB.CN)
    Mou:Of course. You are the person with vision.
     
    Cancer: Use your mental attributes and you will impress someone that interests you intimately.(INEDU.ORG)
    Mou:WOW! That must be true.Thank you.
     
    Cancer: You arent' likely to choose wisely when it comes to love.(INDEU.ORG.CN)
    Mou:#@%#@%@#!%!@% Better say nothing than the previous sentence. TMD @#$!@#!@%!@#%
     

    身高问题

    把不死心还在发给林福,顺便和他吹水:信乐团缺主唱,海选云云。
    林福曰:看来只有靠我了。
    某曰:你身高不够……不过好歹比动力火车高。
    林福:……
    某曰:可惜是身高,不是声高。你还是别去了。
    林福:@#$!@#%!@%
    January 30

    不死心还在

    我一直觉得,没有了苏见信的信乐团,没有明天;就像没有张炬的唐朝,没有窦唯的黑豹,都没有明天。
    我要承认我的肤浅,没有了信的信乐团一样有自己的呐喊,尽管不再声嘶力竭,尽管不再撕云裂帛。
    从这首歌开始,信乐团的信与他们曾经的主唱再无关系。
    感谢沉寂已久的动力火车代班主唱——在这样分分合合太过平常的时代,还有人愿意给梦想打一支强心针。
    信乐团,加油。
     
    不死心还在
    作曲:刘晓华/傅超华/孙志群/黄迈可/左惠夫
    作词:刘晓华/徐昮铃
    编曲:信乐团
    主唱:动力火车/信乐团
     
    不死心还在
    推翻命运安排
    为了你活了下来
    给世界一场意外
     
    还不够还没到最后
    管天理容不容
    心还跳着就有梦
    还不够不会有最后
    谁说我们会选择放手
     
    曾经过彻底毁灭的荒漠
    远方你的身影开出花一朵
    一路上灰暗统治的天空
    绝望的狂风逼退不了你我
     
    不死心还在
    推翻命运安排
    为了你活了下来
    给世界一场意外

    不死心还在
    拯救我们未来
    这条路很愉快
    你和我没有尽头才精彩
     
    当灵魂被利剑刺穿
    你的爱修复我到最坚固的状态
    当冰冷再袭卷而来
    胸口再没有任何破绽
     
    曾经过彻底毁灭的荒漠
    远方你的身影开出花一朵
    一路上灰暗统治的天空
    绝望的狂风逼退不了你我
     
    不死心还在
    推翻命运安排
    为了你活了下来
    给世界一场意外
    不死心还在
    拯救我们未来
    这条路很愉快
    你和我心还在
     
    不死心还在
    推翻命运安排
    为了你活了下来
    给世界一场意外
    不死心还在
    拯救我们未来
    这条路很愉快
    你和我没有尽头才精彩
     
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    January 29

    Because you loved me

    From section of Celine Dion's album "a Decade of Songs".
     
    Dear Rene,
    When we come to  get married five years ago, we promised, beforce man and God, to help each other and to be totally committed and devoted, through the good and bad times, in sickness and in health.
    The past year and its sadness and worries made me realise the power of those vows.
    My love,I am promising again that I will alwaysa be there for you, no matter what.
    I love you more each day ... and forever.
    L.V.
     
    Because You Loved Me
    For all those times you stood by me
    For all the truth that you made me see
    For all the joy you brought to my life
    For all the wrong that you made right
    For every dream you made come true
    For all the love I found in you
    I'll be forever thankful baby
    You're the one who held me up
    Never let me fall
    You're the one who saw me through
    Through it all
    You were my strength when I was weak
    You were my voice when I couldn't speak
    You were my eyes when I couldn't see
    You saw the best there was in me
    Lifted me up when I couldn't reach
    You gave me faith 'coz you believed
    I'm everything I am
    Because you loved me
    You gave me wings and made me fly
    You touched my hand I could touch the sky
    I lost my faith, you gave it back to me
    You said no star was out of reach
    You stood by me and I stood tall
    I had your love I had it all
    I'm grateful for each day you gave me
    Maybe I don't know that much
    But I know this much is true
    I was blessed because I was loved by you
    You were my strength when I was weak
    You were my voice when I couldn't speak
    You were my eyes when I couldn't see
    You saw the best there was in me
    Lifted me up when I couldn't reach
    You gave me faith 'coz you believed
    I'm everything I am
    Because you loved me
    You were always there for me
    The tender wind that carried me
    A light in the dark shining your love into my life
    You've been my inspiration
    Through the lies you were the truth
    My world is a better place because of you

    幸福在哪里

    Aristotle 's ethical theory  ----  What true happiness is  (OG P163  Listening Script)

       Why is Aristotle interested in human happiness? It's not just because it's something that all people want to aim for. It's more than that. But to get there we need to first make a very important distinction. Let me introduce a couple of technical terms: extrinsic value and intrinsic value.  

    Some things we aim for and value, not for the themselves but for what they bring about in addition to themselves. If I value something as a means to something else, then it has what we will call "extrinsic value".  Other things we desire and hold to be valuable for themselves alone. If we value something not as a means to something else, but for its own sake, let us say that it has "intrinsic value".

    Exercise. There may be some people who value exercise for itself, but I don't. I value exercise because if I exercise, I tend to stay healthier than I would if I didn't.  So I desire to engage in exercise and I value exercise extrinsically… not for its own sake, but as a means to something beyond it.  It brings me good health.

    Health. Why do I value good health? Well, here it gets a little more complicated for me. Um, health is important for me because I can't… do other things I want to do ---- play music, teach philosophy---If I'm ill.  So health is important to me -----has value to me ----as a means to a productive life.  But health is also important to me because I just kind of like to be healthy----it feels good.  It's pleasant to be healthy, unpleasant not to be. So to some degree I value health both for itself and as a means to something else: Productivity. It's got extrinsic and intrinsic value for me.

    Then there's some things that are just valued for themselves. I'm a musician, not a professional musician; I just play a musical instrument for fun. Why do I value playing music? Well, like most amateur musicians, I only play because , well , I just enjoy it. It's something that's an end in itself.

    Now, something else I value is teaching. Why?  Well, it brings in a modest income, but I could make more money doing other things. I'd do it even they didn't pay me. I just enjoy teaching. In that sense it's an end to itself.

    But teaching is not something that has intrinsic value for all people----and that's true generally. Most things that are enjoyed in and of themselves vary from person to person. Some people values teaching intrinsically, but others don't.

    So how does all this related to human happiness? Well, Aristotle asks:  is there something that all human beings value... and value only intrinsically , for its own sake and only for its own sake? If you could find such a thing, that would be the universal final good, or truly the ultimate purpose or goal for all human beings. Aristotle thought the answer was yes. What is it?  Happiness .  Everyone will agree, he argues, that happiness is the ultimate end to be valued for itself and really only for itself. For what other purpose is there in being happy? What does it yield? The attainment of happiness becomes the ultimate or highest good for Aristotle.

    The next question that Aristotle raises is : What is happiness? We all want it ; we all desire it; we all seek it. It's the goal we have in life. But what is it? How do we find it ?  Here he notes, with some frustration ,people disagree.

    But he does give us a couple of criteria, or features, to keep in mind as we look for what true human happiness is. True happiness should be, as he puts it, complete. Complete in that it's all we require. Well, true human happiness…. If you had that ,what else do you needNothing.

    And, second, true happiness should be something that I can obtain on my own. I should not have to rely on other people for it. Many people value fame and seek fame. Fame for them becomes the goal. But, according to Aristotle , this won't work either, because fame depends altogether too much on other people. I can't get it on my own, without help from other people.

    In the end, Aristotle says that true happiness is the exercise of reason----a life of intellectual contemplation… of thinking. So let's see how he comes to that.

    January 27

    absolutely new NENVA

    lynmon's over.
    NENVA's coming.
    nenva
    absolutely new LIFE.
    absoutely new NENVA.
    with WHO.

    January 26

    生日快乐

    你的生日,我们的终结。
    我是爱哭的男生,我在这一头淌着泪,你在那一头无言。
    六年。最好的青春韶华。整整六年。
     
    祝你,生日快乐。
     
    January 21

    读书琐记2

      “而我尤其要说的,是我的老伴可忻。我十分清楚,我能最终走出生命的‘冰谷’,全仰赖她的坚定,果断(我的性格根本上是软弱的),她的温柔,体贴(我是最不会照料自己的)。每当思及充满未知因素的“将来”,不免有些惆怅时,只要想到她会默默地与我共同承受一切,我就似乎有了‘底’。她是我生活中永远不倒的树,我乐于公开承认这一点,并无半点愧色。因为我知道,在她的心目中,我也是这样一株树——在充满险恶的人世中,我们互相苦苦支撑:这就足够了。我的这本书当然应该献给她,我的可忻。记得在15年前的新婚之夜,我也曾向可忻献过一本书——那时十年浩劫还没有结束,我虽也写有近百万字,却不可能出版;献上的是手抄本,书名《为怕鲁迅学习》。现在,“书”由手写变成了铅印,但那份情意却没有变,依然那样深挚、纯真——但愿我们永远像年轻人那样相爱,尽管此时我们都已两鬓斑白,并一天天走向归宿。”

    ——钱理群《大小舞台之间》

    读书琐记1

    “当我求学北京以后,母亲每天都关注北京的天气。父亲说,看北京的天气预报是母亲一天中最重要的事。
    在蜀中的母亲,居然能像把脉一样,把出北京的体温。而母亲,至今没有到过北京。
    北京的一千多万人口中,母亲只认识她儿子一个人。
    关于爱,没有比这更好的定义了。”

    感同身受。

    读书琐记

    心情甚差,于是读书。余杰的《火与冰》。
     
    “看旧书往往比看新书更有趣。我在20年代初的《新青年》杂志中读到一篇题目为《一个贞烈的女孩子》的文章。文章描写一个14岁的望门寡,被她父亲关在屋里强迫自杀,惨状触目惊心。
        父亲让女儿饿死。饿到第四天,女孩哭着喊饿,她的父亲循循善诱地说:'阿毛,你怎么这样的糊涂?我自从得了吴家那孩子的死信,就拿定主意叫你殉节。又叫你娘苦口劝你走这条路,成你一生名节,做个百世流芳的贞烈女子。又帮你打算叫你绝粒。我为什么这样办呢?因为上吊服毒跳井那些办法,都非自己动手不可,你是个14岁的孩子,如何能够办到的?我因为这件事情,很费了踌躇,后来还是你大舅来,替我想出这个法子,叫你坐在屋子里从从容容地绝粒而死。这样殉节,要算天底下第一种有体面的事,祖宗的面子,都添许多的光彩,你老子娘沾你的光,更不用说了。你要明白,这样的做法,不是逼迫你,实在是成全你,你不懂得我成全你的意思,反要怨我,真真是不懂事极了!' 
        饿到第六天,她的母亲不忍心了,劝她父亲干脆送点毒药进去,早早'成全'算了。 她父亲却说:'你要晓得我们县里的乡风。凡是绝粒殉节的,都是要先报官。因为绝粒是一件项难能而又顶可贵的事,到了临死的时候,县官还要亲自去上香敬酒,行三揖的礼节,表示他敬重烈女的意思,好教一般妇女都拿来做榜样。有这个成例在先,我们也不能不从俗。阿毛绝粒的第二天,我已托大勇爷禀报县官了。现在又叫她服毒,那服过毒的人,临死的时候,脸上要变青黑色,有的还要七窍流血。县官将来一定是要来上香的,他是常常验尸的人,如何能瞒过他的眼?这岂不是有心欺骗父母官吗?我如何担得起?' 
        阿毛在第七天饿死了。县官送来一块匾,上题四个大字—一'贞烈可风'。
        真想提醒今天那些兴致勃勃地编写《传世藏书》的学者们,把这篇文章也收进去。有这样'伟大'的传统,中国文化如何不能拯救世界。”
     
        你若真是恨我,寻一个好人家,生生的把我比下去,让我羡慕和哀叹,却不是最好的报复吗?

    D.A.R.E

    To myself.
    "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." - Optimus Prime
    Dare , From 1986 Transformers Movie
    Sometimes when your hopes have all been shattered
    And there's nowhere to turn
    You wonder how you keep going
    Think of all the things that really mattered
    And the chances you've earned
    The fire in your heart is growing
    You can fly, if you try leaving the past behind
    Heaven only knows what you might find

    Dare - dare to believe you can survive
    You hold the future in your hand
    Dare - dare to keep all of your dreams alive
    It's time to take a stand
    And you can win, if you dare
    Everybody's trying to break your spirit
    Keeping you down
    Seems like it's been forever
    But there's another voice if you'll just hear it
    Saying it's the last round
    Looks like it's now or never
    Out of the darkness you stumble into the light
    Fighting for the things you know are right
    Dare - dare to believe you can survive
    The power is there at your command
    Dare - dare to keep all of your dreams alive
    It's time to take a stand
    And you can win, if you dare

    Dare - dare to believe you can survive
    You hold the future in your hand
    Dare - dare to keep all of your dreams alive
    The power is there at your command
    Dare - dare to keep all your love alive
    Dare to be all you can be
    Dare - 'cause there is a place where dreams survive
    And it's calling you on to victory
    January 11

    那些粤语歌

    有一次和邓老头聊天,我说,中国传统文化的根在大陆已经被切断了。香港和台湾,像是躲在角落的两片土,传统文化居然在那里苟延残喘下来。
    邓老头听了,沉默半晌。然后摇摇头说:根在大陆的。不管是胡适还是傅斯年,他们都囊括不了整个传统文化,尽管他们蔚为大家。
    翻完费孝通的乡土中国,我对绍航说,大儒死光了。当世还有谁?
    绍航冷笑一声,你太狭隘了。我们还有余杰。我说,余杰也算大儒?绍航破口大骂:说他是大儒是侮辱他。又补了一句,学识多没什么,难得胸中有热气。
     
    扯远了。
    我喜欢那些粤语老歌,黄沾和顾嘉辉的组合,关正杰,许冠杰,叶振棠,罗文。当然,不只是曲而已。
    和几类生活的闽南语比来,粤语那么斯文,还不掉书袋。
    于是我几经升级,硬盘里总有几首不删的粤语歌。
    没有动力的时候就挂着循环听张学友的那个medley,莫等待+相识非偶然+大丈夫(爱与交响曲演唱会)。很好很好的词,很交响很交响的演唱会。
    贴个词吧。
     
    莫等待,原唱许冠杰。词曲都是他自己。
    莫等待
    光阴不会复来
    勿让青春偷偷消逝去
    莫等待
    莫等待
    光阴不会复来
    浪蝶应悔当初不自爱
    莫等待
    别恋金缕衣
    惜取少年时
    发奋上进不容迟
    同聚今朝共立志

    相识非偶然,原唱谭咏麟
    愿永远两依恋
    愿我与你永远情不变
    情话句句永讲不厌
    亦没法完
    危难处两家彼此劝勉
    情互献就似春风送暖
    莫说相识于偶然
    是天公有意差遣
    没计算爱深浅
    但我已觉察到情温暖
    期望爱意永不改变
    默默爱怜
    缘份到了始终可碰见
    能遇见月姥穿针引线
    自信相识非偶然
    彼此一见意深牵
    情牵一线
    怀念那天共会面
    那日初相见
    共你心即刻似触电
    情路挽手共漫步
    永行不厌
    我在你你在我身边
    愿永远两依恋
    在脑海常可看见
    共你牵手走进教堂
    开心等那一天
    情牵一线

    大丈夫,原唱关正杰。我极喜欢的一首歌。黄沾的词,刘家昌的曲。
    男儿一生要经过艰苦锻炼共多少
    男儿一生要几次做到失望与心焦
    我有无边毅力
    捱尽困难考验
    立誓披荆斩棘心里
    更愿永不折腰
    大丈夫一生要经过艰苦锻炼共多少
    大丈夫一生要几次落魄失望与心焦
    冷雨狂风历尽
    人格更光耀
    立地顶天汉子心里
    磊落永不折腰
    大丈夫一生要经过艰苦锻炼共多少
    大丈夫一生要几次落魄失望与心焦
    冷雨狂风历尽
    人格更光耀
    立地顶天汉子心里
    磊落永不折腰
    立地顶天汉子心里
    磊落永不折腰
     
    还有一首听的烂掉的歌,林子祥的《真的汉子》。林子祥自己做的曲,郑国江的词。
    子有祥情演唱会上串起来跟大丈夫一起唱,非常棒。
    词很好。
     
    成和败努力尝试 人若有志应该不怕迟
    谁人在我未为意 成就靠真本事
    做个真的汉子 承担起苦痛跟失意
    投入要我愿意 全力干要干的事
    谁用敌意扮诚意 行动算了不必多砌词
    迷人是这份情意 谁没有伤心往事
    做个真的汉子 人终归总要死一次
    无谓要我说道理 豪杰也许本疯子
    同做个血性男儿 愿同到世间闯一次
    强调靠我两手创动人故事
    成败也不再犹豫 用我的真心真意
    怀着斗志向竞争的圈里追
    人生有特殊意义 能改变我的际遇
    能演变动人故事 求献身维护正义
     
    还有好多好多,像红叶舞秋山(张学友)、同舟共济(许冠杰),都是很经典的歌。
    小小的香港,竟然用他们自己的语言唱出了那么多鼓舞人心、宣扬民族的歌。大陆的歌手们,别再无病呻吟了吧。
    January 07

    曾经在百度上搜到过一张照片。照片的主人是梁启超,着着一身长袍马褂,双眼炯炯有神。
    隔了好久好久以后,翻康有为的大同书,竟又不自觉的想起梁启超的那双极亮的眼:仿佛是一片黑暗中的两道巨昼,指引前途。
     
    暑假去马尾。在马限山的辛亥革命纪念馆里游走,兴味索然。临出馆时,却与一幅放大了的照片不期而遇。
    那是萨镇冰的照片。一身军服,一列勋章。
    吸引我的却还是他的眼。那是另一种眼,剑眉微皱,上扬,精光四射。
    直到昨天和绍航聊起窦唯的目光,才又想到了那对星芒。
     
    在和别人说话的时候,我总是避开别人的目光,或低着头,或是摆弄着某样东西。
    我不习惯凝视别人的眼,除非那是我内心深处觉得极可信任的人。
     
    PS.写这篇日志是因为一首歌,却让我想到那些记忆里的眼。
    失去光明,等同于恐惧和绝望。
    失去心里的凝视,生命亦随之消逝。
    January 03

    老严

    早上找老严。
    老严从故纸堆里翻出样东西,赫然是我第一次交上去的题目。内容改过的,满纸的条条杠杠。
    原来老严自己改了不算,还叫来他东大的博士同学也给审了一番;连实例也找好了,在开封。
    我很无奈的说,我只能写公交车站了。不过这个题目我打算写成小论文。
    老严笑笑,有兴趣做做研究是好的。
     
    然后跟老严开始探讨人生。
    我说,我想出国。老严说,别轻易读博。
    我说,我想当老师,只怕误人子弟。老严说,我给你介绍设计院。
    我说,我想进规划局。老严说,我只问你一句,你能适应吗?
    ……
    老严叹了口气:林轶南,你把最好的三年时光浪费在上大了。
    我说,幸好还有你和任老师。
    ……
    January 01

    2008

    2008年1月1日的前三个小时,我边聊天边挤完了开题报告的牙膏,反省了我有生以来最欠缺的一样东西。
    哦,我还在床上恋恋不舍的用手机收了收邮件,上了上MESSENGER,然后发现就剩一个蠢蛋还在胡思乱想,于是我就睡着了。
    睡觉耗去了八个小时。醒来的第一件事就是吃午饭。
    咽着和喷着口水完成了任务,打水,回宿舍,准备开始上网。
    可是2008的第一份大礼来了,我开始和我只买了五个多月的电源战斗。
    战斗持续的时间不长,战利品是十个螺丝和一个坏电源:(。
    在淘宝订了新的电源,在SPACE上发完牢骚,我的2008已经过去了14个小时。
     
    2008,我送给你的还是那句老话:祝你快乐,如果这样你就能快乐的话;
    2008,我送给自己的也是句老话:学会坚持,坚持自己的爱,坚持不再错过。
    I miss you already.

    December 31

    见血封喉

    我没打算写武侠小说,因为见血封喉不过是个网名。
    在我泡的冷冷清清的LASKY论坛,他担着版主的职责,偶尔也去ABBS解决一下植物菜鸟们的白痴问题。
    在LASKY有个植物群。作为植物菜鸟的一份子,我毫不犹豫的加了进去,然后就看着满眼飞过的植物照片发呆。
     
    作为一个两根筷子学校的杂牌学院研究生,我还是有自尊的。我有文化,好发清议,会搞点杂七杂八扯得上“理念”的设计,出两三块A1的图板,然后再投到那些让房价不断飙又飙的坏蛋手里,中个彩或是弄几两银子花花。
    基于我这点自尊,我在群里潜了两天水,就看着见血封喉不断的识别人家发来的植物照片,然后让群归于沉寂。
    这家伙一定是哪个农林学校闲得慌的老师,我想。
     
    潜了两天,不得不出来冒泡了——我的硬盘上也积攒了几十种陌生的植物。以我这个菜鸟的水平,只能去网上翻翻帖子,什么“XXX教你认上海植物”、“跟XXX走遍延中绿地”,撞大运看到一种,就慌忙百度一下归类存档PICASA。用老江怒骂香港记者的话说,“你们这样子是不行的”,所以狡诈的我选择把剩下的图片发到群上让大家帮忙认。
     
    见血封喉名不虚传。几十张图在一个小时内分门别类的安置妥当。我的好奇心当然也就冒出来了,随手找了一张延中绿地砍断的木芙蓉粘到群上,想难难他。
    “木芙蓉不耐冻,看看我拍的吧。零下五度要死的。”
    好吧,大概你去过延中绿地。
    翻了翻我几十G的照片库,又找到一张家里仙人掌开花的照片贴了上去。
    “火龙果周围的。”
    哈哈,猜错了吧。我很得意的发上全图。
    “三棱箭,仙人掌常用砧木。这一科的花都长这样。”
    百度的结果是:“火龙果,仙人掌科”。
    彻底无语了。
    想起最后一道杀手锏,于是翻出在美院的照片,把菠萝蜜贴了上去。这个玩意亚热带才有,上海没辙了吧。
    “树菠萝,又叫菠萝蜜。”
    天!这是一本活的植物图谱!
     
    ……
    “初中毕业 就开始学习植物去了。”
    “专科,学的网络技术。”
    “2000多种都是园林植物。是很多了,但是我更喜欢野生植物。”
    “野草才是海洋,乔灌木只是小池塘。”
    “我跟你们不一样。你们做设计用,我只是喜欢。”
    ……
    我们亲爱的见血封喉老大,疯狂的要认清脚边每一株野草的见血封喉老大,连植物园都偶尔会打电话来让他帮忙去认植物的见血封喉老大,今年才刚过了21。